Monday, November 28, 2011

I'm Never Having Kids

So this morning, around 3 o'clock, my mother went into labor. She came  into my room and told me her water broke and I told her to get out because the last thing I need, other than sleep, is her womanly bodily fluids on my floor. #tubesgettingtied

Monday, November 21, 2011

I'm an Idiot.

I always wait til the VERY last minute to do everything. I have twenty-eight obctive due tomorrrow and every answer is literally a paragraph. To bad I'm easily distracted and blog when I do my homework.. the internet will be the death of me.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

They're not ALL bad..

Yesterday, I found myself quite upset of this guy. And as ever girl knows, guys absolutely suck. But as I was on my laptop at my kitchen table, my three year old brother, Adan came up to me. He said, "Hey Jazmin, did you know there are a lot of different super heroes?" I was upset and I just responded, "Yes, baby." He then looked at me for a little bit and asked if I was sad. I could feel the tears coming as I shoke my head no. He came to me and sat on my lap. He turned and hugged me around the neck and said "You know, they are a lot of batmans out there, you'll find your batman soon." And just like that, I bawled on the sholder of a three year old. It was the sweetest thing I've ever heard. Adan then kissed me on the cheek and said, "I have to take a bath now, but I'll be back. I promise I won't leave."