Getting to my Destination

I literally have to ride the train in my costume. I mean, I'm sure I'll be making friends with all the nice and socialable gangsters in the East Chicago area just preyingon some Comic Con nerds to beat. If I was Link, no one would touch me... I'd just whip out my sword. I've been getting crap all day about going to this and frankly, I'm so excited. People don't believe that I'm really that nerdy, but they obviously haven;t seen me in a comic book store or checked my phone.