Cruisin'

So I have been shopping so much because I'm going on a cruise to the Bahamas on June 9th... and frankly, I don't want to go. I like all the shopping and cute clothes I get to buy, but I week on a ship with my mother, my two brothers, and my step brother? Seriously H E double hockey sticks. If I don't come back from the cruise, just accept the fact that I jumped off the ship and am happily living with the mer-people.